๐Ÿšจ Dumb bet alerts

Be there on day one.

Dumb bets are born overpriced and deflate as the internet catches on. The machine checks Polymarket and Kalshi every hour and emails you the moment a new one appears. So far, a NO bought on alert day went the right way in 30 of 32 bets (track record).

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