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Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?
Jesus has been on a two-thousand-year delayed itinerary with no confirmed landing. A prediction market is a strange place to book a Second Coming.
The hype curve (YES price)
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The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)
This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". The resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible sources.
Tags: Parent For Derivative, Culture · Listed Nov 25, 2025 · Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5
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