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Elon Bull Run Combo

Trillionaire Baby Starship Parlay

This bet needs Musk to become a trillionaire, welcome another Elon baby, and fly nine Starship launches to space all in one year. Physics and family planning both say slow down.

Absurd premise, but the crowd prices it too high (or too little money is in it) to make the Hall of Shame.

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The hype curve (YES price)

0%35%70%Alert day: 14%Feb 7, 2026Oct 31, 2026

Born overpriced, then reality sets in. Want the next one on day one? Get alerts.

The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)

This market will resolve to β€œYes” if all of the following conditions are met between January 1 and December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET: - Elon Musk trillionaire - Another Elon baby - 9+ SpaceX Starship launches reach space Otherwise, this market will resolve to β€œNo”. This market will remain open until it is confirmed that at least one of the above conditions has not been met, or until all of the above conditions have been met within the specified timeframe. The full rules for this market can be found here: https://polymarket-upload.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/Elon+Bull+Run+Parlay.pdf

Tags: Elon Musk, SpaceX, Tech, Parlays Β· Listed Feb 6, 2026 Β· Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5

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