Live from the prediction markets · Saturday, October 31
Every hour an AI reads every new bet on Polymarket and Kalshi, ignores the sports and the crypto, and drags the most absurd ones out here for public humiliation. All of them are real. All of them are open. You can bet on every one.
Exhibit B: Is Earth flat?
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Exhibit C: Will the US confirm that aliens exist by.…
88
Exhibit D: 10.0 or above earthquake before 2027?
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Case file: open
#01 Starship has never flown a single person. Launching a crew to Mars by 2029 needs a ship certified to keep people alive for months. Ambitious is one word for it.
📉 Alert day 21% → now 10% · day-one NO +13.9%
#02 No crewed lander is anywhere near the launch pad, and the Moon does not care about your 2026 deadline. Betting on a human touchdown this year is pure launchpad optimism.
📉 Alert day 3.2% → now 1% · day-one NO +2.3%
#03 Betting a sitting president blasts past the 50-mile space threshold this year treats Air Force One like a launch vehicle. The only thing going to space here is the hype.
📉 Alert day 2.5% → now 2.6% · day-one NO −0.2%
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