Live from the prediction markets · Saturday, October 31
Every hour an AI reads every new bet on Polymarket and Kalshi, ignores the sports and the crypto, and drags the most absurd ones out here for public humiliation. All of them are real. All of them are open. You can bet on every one.
Exhibit B: Is Earth flat?
98
Exhibit C: Will the US confirm that aliens exist by.…
88
Exhibit D: 10.0 or above earthquake before 2027?
88
Case file: open
#01 Elon must be cast in the next Superman film by New Year's Eve. A billionaire with rockets and a grudge is a much better fit for Lex Luthor.
📉 Alert day 2% → now 2% · day-one NO +0.0%
#02 Betting that a streamer and a sitting congresswoman confirm a romance this year is a bold plot twist with no script. Even the rumor mill would need a sequel to make it work.
📉 Alert day 1.9% → now 1.5% · day-one NO +0.4%
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