Live from the prediction markets · Saturday, October 31
Every hour an AI reads every new bet on Polymarket and Kalshi, ignores the sports and the crypto, and drags the most absurd ones out here for public humiliation. All of them are real. All of them are open. You can bet on every one.
Exhibit B: Is Earth flat?
98
Exhibit C: Will the US confirm that aliens exist by.…
88
Exhibit D: 10.0 or above earthquake before 2027?
88
Case file: open
#01 Betting that a dead man is secretly alive is a conspiracy theory with a price tag. Incontrovertible proof would need a resurrection, not a leaked memo.
📉 Alert day 4.6% → now 0.9% · day-one NO +3.8%
#02 Clerical errors and lone fraudsters are excluded: a court must find widespread fraud or vote manipulation. Courts already heard dozens of these cases, and two months remain.
📉 Alert day 13% → now 10% · day-one NO +3.4%
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