Live from the prediction markets · Saturday, October 31
Every hour an AI reads every new bet on Polymarket and Kalshi, ignores the sports and the crypto, and drags the most absurd ones out here for public humiliation. All of them are real. All of them are open. You can bet on every one.
Exhibit B: Is Earth flat?
98
Exhibit C: Will the US confirm that aliens exist by.…
88
Exhibit D: 10.0 or above earthquake before 2027?
88
Case file: open
#01 Satellites, ships, and every airline pilot have filed a joint objection. Gravity has not been consulted and remains firmly in charge.
📉 Alert day 2.1% → now 0.6% · day-one NO +1.5%
#02 No magnitude 10 has ever been recorded, and the Earth may not have a fault long enough to make one. You are betting that geology breaks its own record by roughly 30x in two months.
📉 Alert day 4.7% → now 1.4% · day-one NO +3.5%
#03 A superconductor at 240 K and normal pressure, peer-reviewed in a top journal, in the next two months. Physics has chased this for a century; the deadline is New Year's Eve.
📉 Alert day 15% → now 3% · day-one NO +14.1%
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