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Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?

Divine Schedule Unconfirmed

Jesus has been on a two-thousand-year delayed itinerary with no confirmed landing. A prediction market is a strange place to book a Second Coming.

YES price
1.2%
Money in
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Deadline
62d
Jan 1, 2027

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