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Nothing Ever Happens: Obama
Parlaying a federal charge, an arrest, and a divorce onto a former president is a fan-fiction plot with a Nothing Ever Happens coupon. The market is nearly sure the answer is nothing.
The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)
This market will resolve to “Something” if any of the following conditions are met between market creation and December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET: - Obama federally charged - Obama arrested - Obama divorce Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Nothing”. The full rules for this market can be found here: https://polymarket-upload.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/NEH_Obama.pdf
Tags: Politics, Parlays · Listed Feb 10, 2026 · Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5
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