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SSI announces it has achieved SSI by December 31?

Superintelligence Press Release Fantasy

Betting a startup announces it has achieved safe superintelligence before year-end is a press release fantasy. The only thing scarcer than the tech would be the proof.

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The hype curve (YES price)

0%20%40%Alert day: 5%Aug 12, 2026Oct 31, 2026

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The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)

This market will resolve to "Yes" if Safe Superintelligence Inc. or an official representative of the company announces that it has created a safe superintelligence (SSI) by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". Qualifying statements must unambiguously state that SSI has achieved or created a safe superintelligence. For example, SSI describing a released product or system as a safe superintelligence would qualify. Statements that merely allude to the possibility of a safe superintelligence, indicate progress toward it, suggest that SSI is close to achieving it, or are otherwise ambiguous will not qualify. The resolution source for this market will be official information from Safe Superintelligence Inc. and its official representatives; informal announcements, statements from unnamed sources, or leaks do not qualify. The primary resolution source for this market will be official information from Safe Superintelligence Inc. or its official representatives, however a consensus of credible reporting will also be used. Note: This market will resolve solely based on a qualifying announcement by Safe Superintelligence Inc. or an official representative. Whether or not a safe superintelligence was actually achieved, or whether it is publicly accessible, will not be considered for resolution.

Tags: AI, SSI, Tech ยท Listed Aug 11, 2026 ยท Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5

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