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Will AI be charged with a crime before 2027?

Software Can't Stand Trial

Current US law generally doesn't treat an AI model as a legal person that can be indicted. Charging a chatbot would require a legal revolution, not just a prosecutor with an opinion.

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The hype curve (YES price)

0%12.5%25%Alert day: 7.5%Dec 12, 2025Oct 31, 2026

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The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)

This market will resolve to β€œYes” if any Federal or State jurisdiction of the United States formally charges or otherwise announces a criminal indictment of any AI or LLM by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to β€œNo”. For the purposes of this market the District of Columbia and any county, municipality, or other subdivision of a State shall be included within the definition of a State. The charge or indictment of a company or organization behind the AI or large language model will not be sufficient. Charges or indictments must be of the AI or LLM itself. The primary resolution source for this market will be official information from US governmental sources, however a wide consensus of credible reporting will also be used.

Tags: AI, World, Big Tech, Tech, AI Safety Β· Listed Dec 3, 2025 Β· Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5

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