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Tesla and SpaceX merger officially announced by...?

Musk Merges His Empire

Tesla and SpaceX are both run by Elon Musk, so a merger is less a corporate plot than a family reunion. Still, the paperwork would be a nightmare, and the market is pricing a dinner-table fantasy as a deadline.

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The options people are paying for

  • December 31, 202767%
  • June 30, 202757%
  • February 28, 202735%
  • January 31, 202727%
  • December 31, 202618%
  • September 30, 20260%
  • June 300%

The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)

This market will resolve to "Yes" if it is officially announced that Tesla, Inc. will be, has been, or is being acquired by or merged with SpaceX, or vice versa, by the listed date, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". An announcement by Tesla or SpaceX within this market's timeframe will qualify for a "Yes" resolution, regardless of whether or when the announced acquisition/merger actually occurs. Announcements of partial sales may count, as long as the acquiring company acquires a controlling interest in the other company. A β€œcontrolling interest” refers to a change in ownership sufficient to control the company’s strategic decisions (typically more than 50% of equity, or equivalent control via voting and governance rights). Transactions or investments that do not result in a transfer of controlling interest will not count. The primary resolution source for this market will be official information from Tesla or SpaceX; however, a consensus of credible reporting may also be used.

Tags: Tesla, Elon Musk, SpaceX, Big Tech, Space, Tech Β· Listed Jan 30, 2026 Β· Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5

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