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Will the Doge-1 Lunar Mission launch by...?

Meme Coin Moon Shot

A Dogecoin-branded cubesat hitching a ride to the Moon by year's end is a meme with a launch manifest. The only thing going to the Moon faster is the hype.

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The options people are paying for

  • December 31, 202744%
  • June 30, 202718%
  • December 31, 20268.8%

The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)

If the Doge-1 12U Lunar Cube satellite successfully launches from its launch pad by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET, this market will resolve to β€œYes”. Otherwise, this market will resolve to β€œNo.” The outcome of any launch will be corroborated by examining official video provided by SpaceX (https://www.youtube.com/c/SpaceX), as well as secondary video feeds and/or written reports if necessary. Any subsequent anomaly (e.g., an explosion) after the launch will have no bearing on the outcome. Any name change of the satellite with another vehicle will have no bearing on the outcome of the market.

Tags: Culture, SpaceX, Space, Science Β· Listed Jan 7, 2026 Β· Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5

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