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Will Argentina make Peter Thiel a citizen by December 31?
Citizenship is not a VIP pass you buy with a tech fortune and a Jet Ski. Argentina would have to actually grant it, and nothing about this premise suggests the paperwork is coming.
Absurd premise, but the crowd prices it too high (or too little money is in it) to make the Hall of Shame.
The hype curve (YES price)
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The fine print (official resolution rules from Polymarket. Read them: this is where "impossible" bets get easy)
This market will resolve to "Yes" if Argentina makes Peter Thiel a citizen by December 31, 2026, 11:59PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". Statements from Peter Thiel indicating intent to seek citizenship from Argentina will not be sufficient to resolve this market to "Yes". Statements from Argentina or its representatives indicating vague or conditional intent to make Peter Thiel a citizen will not be sufficient to qualify this market towards a "Yes" resolution. Only Argentina's actually making Peter Thiel a citizen will qualify for a "Yes" resolution. Honorary citizenship will qualify toward a "Yes" resolution. This market will resolve according to statements from representatives of Argentina or Peter Thiel. This market may also resolve based on a consensus of credible reporting.
Tags: Tech, Argentina, Celebrities, Culture, Big Tech · Listed May 28, 2026 · Judged Oct 31, 2026 by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5
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