🙏 WILL JESUS CHRIST RETURN BEFORE 2027? 1.3% YES $66.8M ⏳ IS EARTH FLAT? 0.6% YES $68.8K 💼 WILL BITCOIN REPLACE SHA-256 BEFORE 2027? 1.8% YES $199.0K 🕵️ EPSTEIN CONFIRMED TO BE SATOSHI BY DECEMBER 31? 0.7% YES $50.3K 👽 WILL THE US CONFIRM THAT ALIENS EXIST BY...? 3% YES $75.9M ⏳ 10.0 OR ABOVE EARTHQUAKE BEFORE 2027? 1.3% YES $834.5K 💼 F1 TEAM FROM CHINA BEFORE 2027 3% YES $12.3K ⏳ NEAR ROOM-TEMPERATURE MEISSNER EFFECT IN 2026? 3% YES $5.6K 🚀 STARSHIP LAUNCHES HUMANS TO MARS BEFORE 2030? 10% YES $55.1K 💼 BITCOIN QUANTUM-RESISTANT UPGRADE IMPLEMENTED IN 2026? 3.8% YES $4.0K 🕵️ JEFFREY EPSTEIN CONFIRMED TO BE ALIVE BEFORE 2027? 0.9% YES $2.6M 🚀 HUMAN MOON LANDING IN 2026? 1% YES $2.0M 🚀 TRUMP GOES TO SPACE IN 2026? 2.5% YES $66.6K 💼 WILL TRUMP NATIONALIZE SPACEX? 3% YES $21.8K
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Epstein confirmed to be Satoshi by December 31?

Dead Men Mine No Blocks

Needs definitive proof that Jeffrey Epstein invented Bitcoin. Satoshi's last messages date from 2011; the only real proof would be a signature from Satoshi's keys, and the prime suspect died in 2019.

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The hype curve (YES price)

0%5%10%Alert day: 4.3%Feb 11, 2026Nov 1, 2026

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This market will resolve to "Yes" if definitive evidence confirming that Jeffrey Epstein is Satoshi Nakamoto, the pseudonymous creator of Bitcoin, is made public by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". Qualifying evidence includes, but is not limited to, verified documentation, blockchain evidence, or other definitive evidence. If Satoshi Nakamoto is conclusively identified as a group or collective rather than a single individual, definitive evidence that Jeffrey Epstein was a member of that group will qualify. Unverified or anonymous claims, speculation, memes, jokes, sarcasm, or unsubstantiated reports will not qualify. The primary resolution source will be a consensus of credible reporting.

Tags: Politics, Crypto, Culture, Epstein, Crypto Culture · Listed Feb 9, 2026 · Judged Nov 1, 2026 by claude (manual review)

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